[Voice // Action for his house I guess]

You know, that egg project was pretty stupid. I mean, I guess it was okay and all but who really wants to have a kid here? I mean- [...A grunt, and then he pauses before switching this thing off. The post pauses for a time because he's going to the kitchen. It'll come back on with him chopping up something to make for dinner today. This irksome, because he seems to be staring on the counter-]

I mean, what do we even do with the eggs now? Sekai's just an egg, right? Not like she can be... [Hnn. He grunts there, and then shuts the journal again. This is stupid. He doesn't even want to make an entry like this. The post then is silent for about twenty minutes before it cuts in again, this time with him looking straight into the journal-]

Oi, did anyone else's egg hatch?

[And there seems to be a light "chirp" in the background.

THIS IS A RESULT OF HARUKI'S GOD-POWERS thanks for the reminder to put this Griff.

God powers strike again. Haruki's egg Sekai (which he took home anyway despite the project being over) has hatched. This, however, is because it was always fertile, merely no one was aware of it until just now. Everyone merely assumed it didn't have a chick in there because all the others didn't. Or was it always like that? Reality has bent. If I needed mod permission for this I apologize. I got permission from the Meow-man and Hermione's player. SO YEAH.]

ALRIGHT LUCETI! The contest results are in; all the judges votes are counted and the popular vote tallies are in! Thus, we have two winners in each bracket!

( Judge's results )

Oi, SOS-Brigade. What the hell're you doing losing like that? Al! You're going to have a harsh penalty! You too, Shion! Jeez. You were supposed to win this whole thing! I expected better from you people.

As such, the winners of the Judge's scores and therefore the titles of Miss and "Miss" Luceti go to Hayato Gokudera and Stella Coolidge! Congrats! You guys will be getting one free favor each from the SOS-Brigade as well as a box of cupcakes! The runners up (Aerith and Tifa in the Miss bracket; Emil and Faize in the "Miss" bracket) will get a consolation prize: one cupcake each.

Now, as to the popular vote our two winners are unsurprisingly Emil Castagnier and surprisingly Patchouli Knowledge! You guys win the fabulous prize of one date run by and sponsored by the SOS-Brigade!

...Dammit, Tai. That's- Oi. Anyone seen Shiki around?

[For the record Shiki has officially been Sho-napped as of last night. No one should be aware of this yet so you won't have seen her]

( [Voiced // Private to Guy // 50% Hackable to anyone else // Hack this for great justice] )

[And then grunt. He flicks things again and it cuts off before the next part comes on like fifteen minutes later:]

[Voiced // Public]

Oi! Luceti! The SOS-Brigade will officially be holding a Miss and "Miss" Luceti contest! All girls are free to enter as chicks and all guys are free to enter as trannies! Everyone sign up and everyone sign up your friends too! [Yes that is an order and he intends this] Sign-ups are officially outside of House #10 and we'll be holding it tomorrow afternoon outside the SOS-Brigade HQ! Everyone sign up!

[Action]

[And then, true to his word, Haruki is outside his house at a make-shift desk thing labeled "SIGN UP HERE." Curiously, he is still on the tail-end of a few dares. Most notably, he is now in a maid costume: but this one fits him well. It's the one Shiki made for him for the play. He's there waiting for people to sign up. Also feel free to take the sign as a written command]

[Voiced]

...Oi, any of Bunny's friends. Rena, porcupine, Shiki you too if you guys didn't notice yet. Usagi Tsukino's staying over at my place for a few days. If she's staying here she probably doesn't want to be bugged but whatever.

You know maybe I should hit up those other ones again... Celes and the othe- oh! Rika! Let's go out and get some lunch later today! You don't got any notable lines anyway so you don't need to practice like the rest of the Brigade, so let's go out this afternoon! Oh and Mitsuru when is my stage gunna be done?

[...Pause, grunt] Oi! Rikku! Now's long enough! Let's make good on out bet! Meet me outside House #10. I'll be waiting this morning to make it snappy!

[Action]

[And true to his word, Haruki has kidnapped Shiki's usual spot of late. Namely, he's going to be on the porch of House #10 all morning reading a book or something. Anyone is free to run into him for whatever reason; housemates, Brigaders, random other people walking down the street... go for it.]

[Voiced]
...Hey, anyone seen Hanyuu? She up'n never got over to my place. Geezer, check the closets at your place. And Granny's missing too... Shitshitshit AND EVERYONE BETTER STILL BE LOOKING FOR RIKA, RIGHT? Small, blue-ish hair, female. She's Hanyuu's cousin and there's no way we're gunna let her up'n vanish.

...Right. And if any of you see a slightly boring looking girl with a long pigtail, she's mine, got it? That goes double for you, Phones. And this Tamaki guy.

( [For Uriko, Usagi, Alphonse, Ahiru, Taichi, Excellen, Zell, Kyonko, and Leon] )

[Voiced // probably insulting to people's ears]
ATTENTION EVERYONE! You all enjoying this festival? You better have, seeing as how my minions put forth so much effort into this! Well, we, the SOS-Brigade, as to not disappoint, do intend to show off everyone with a bang. So we ask you, people of Luceti, to mark off your calenders for tomorrow night, when are final big performance will go down.

They're'll be food, they're'll be a bonfire, they're'll be dance, they're'll be singing, they're'll be music, they're'll be sexy costumes, and most importantly, thanks to our own Leo-kitty, there'll be FIREWORKS!

So if you want to have fun, you better be there

Oh, and that reminds me -- major props to Uriko for doing so damn well in that tournament!

( [For the SOS-Brigade] )

[Action]

[And now for what Haruki's doing now. Haruki has set up what, to many, will probably be the single most satisfying booth at the entire festival. Namely, he's rigged up a little game-booth in which he's sitting on a chair over a pool of water. It's made of wood and stone, but it's one of those "hit the target" deals. The target is pretty small and pretty distant, but who wouldn't want to try to get this guy wet? The price is odd though. The price says, quite simply--

"SHOW OFF ONE TALENT BEFORE TOSSING" (shown on a sign at the "throwing station" in big red letter)

There's no balls on the counter, only in his hands, and there's a door into the contraption for easy-access. He's got the balls in on. This should be fun for anyone who wants to get a good jab at this guy]

REMEMBER EVERYONE: The long-awaited Luceti Fall Festival starts tomorrow!

This festival is brought to you by the world-famous and amazing SOS-Brigade, will some assistance by associated other people. Please direct any and all praise you might have for the festivities to me, Haruki Suzumiya (Ultra-Planner of this festival). If you are intending to run a booth or an act or something, please also report to me (Haruki Suzumiya). If you have any complaints about the festivities, please direct it to my henchwoman/secretary, Kyonko.

I expect this to be a bananza, and I hope all of you folks feel you lives get that much more interesting!

---Which reminds me! The fighting thing is cool and all even if the host is a little dull and it needs some announcers, but surely some of you have some cool superpowers you can show off aside from stuff you use to beat each other up, right?! Therefor, I propose that we run a talent show to showcase some of these super-cool powers and maybe impress a few people. It would certainly make things a little more interesting before we're all stuck at that gray-haired lady's school in a week, right?!

[Filtered to the SOS-Brigade]
Oi, members that don't have any assigned tasks currently, report in for an assignment. Members that do have assigned tasks, report in on the status of your job. If you jobs' complete, be prepared to take another job.

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO IS IMPORTANT OR COOL IN LUCETI!

We, the SOS-Brigade, will be putting out your coming Fall Festival for your entertainment, with the help of some guy named Aang, an idiot named Neku, and two Irish people who are posting to being Japanese historical figures (McKura and some useless guy named Tetsu)! We ask you all to cheer up, keep out of our way, and await our heads-up on the final date of our festival! We also ask any and all people who are able or willing to be acts in this festival to step forth now!

Thank you for your attention, but I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about!

Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.
( Cut for tl;dr )

I'm glad that's understood! Now, SOS-Brigade, report in now for your specific tasks for the upcoming festival; failure to do so will result in a harsh penalty! Additionally-- Al, Bunny, and Excel, report in on how recruitment went and inform me of any members who have ignorantly not reported in to me yet! Understood? Excellent.

( [Filtered to Hokuto // 80% Unhackable] )

Alright, SOS-Brigade, it's time for a role call! Please respond on a timely basis or expect a penalty!

( For the SOS-Brigade )

...That reminds me. Geezer! Senel! Whatever your name is... rematch? Or at least a spar, I'll show you my improvement!

...On that note, can anyone here heal up a busted left hand?

EDIT: All all Brigaders, please welcome our newest recruit, Uriko!