( [Voiced // Private to Guy // 50% Hackable to anyone else // Hack this for great justice] )

[And then grunt. He flicks things again and it cuts off before the next part comes on like fifteen minutes later:]

[Voiced // Public]

Oi! Luceti! The SOS-Brigade will officially be holding a Miss and "Miss" Luceti contest! All girls are free to enter as chicks and all guys are free to enter as trannies! Everyone sign up and everyone sign up your friends too! [Yes that is an order and he intends this] Sign-ups are officially outside of House #10 and we'll be holding it tomorrow afternoon outside the SOS-Brigade HQ! Everyone sign up!

[Action]

[And then, true to his word, Haruki is outside his house at a make-shift desk thing labeled "SIGN UP HERE." Curiously, he is still on the tail-end of a few dares. Most notably, he is now in a maid costume: but this one fits him well. It's the one Shiki made for him for the play. He's there waiting for people to sign up. Also feel free to take the sign as a written command]

[Voiced]

ALRIGHT LUCETI!


A lot of you probably heard the suggest of my Brigade member, Bunny, for a full-on village-wide barbeque! Well I'm telling you all right now that this idea, property of the SOS-Brigade, is on! All members of the SOS-Brigade, you can ignore that script for now, and I want you on various tasks! What we're gunna do is make the biggest bonfire ever in that lot a little outside House sixteen! Everyone in the village will be invited and I expect this thing ready to go by Friday!

Excel, you keep advertising this! I've got new outfits at the house!

Hanyuu, Kyonko, and Bunny! You three girls are on food detail! Figure out what we're gonna cook and help us cook it!

Mai, Uriko, Arthur, and Tai! You guys collect us firewood. We're going to need a ton of it.

Al, McKura! You're with me. We're gunna dig the pit and get the stones and stuff ready to put on the best damn show ever.

And Oi! Whoever was organizing that band a while ago, come need my now please!

Whoever else wants to help with this, please step forward! We're going to make this a celebration to remember!

[For the record, House 16 is Edward Cullen, Bella Swan, and Rosalie Hale's place. They're free to protest but I doubt you can stop him]

ATTENTION ANYONE WHO IS IMPORTANT OR COOL IN LUCETI!

We, the SOS-Brigade, will be putting out your coming Fall Festival for your entertainment, with the help of some guy named Aang, an idiot named Neku, and two Irish people who are posting to being Japanese historical figures (McKura and some useless guy named Tetsu)! We ask you all to cheer up, keep out of our way, and await our heads-up on the final date of our festival! We also ask any and all people who are able or willing to be acts in this festival to step forth now!

Thank you for your attention, but I know what some of you may be thinking: 'What is the SOS-Brigade? I mean I've of it being the most amazing thing ever, and I know this to be true, what what exactly is it? Who's a part of it other than that handsome and charismatic lead of theirs that I know about? How can I join?' Well today is your lucky day, because this is what the SOS-Brigade is all about!

Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade
Or SOS-Brigade for short.
( Cut for tl;dr )

I'm glad that's understood! Now, SOS-Brigade, report in now for your specific tasks for the upcoming festival; failure to do so will result in a harsh penalty! Additionally-- Al, Bunny, and Excel, report in on how recruitment went and inform me of any members who have ignorantly not reported in to me yet! Understood? Excellent.

( [Filtered to Hokuto // 80% Unhackable] )