[Voice]

...This is stupid. Something like that, and then Valentines is com- tch. Stupid. Moronic.

Oi! Luceti, listen up!

It has come to my attention that apathy and idiocy have taken hold of Luceti once more. The only diversions from this have proved to be the work of the Organization - through the recent experiment [...which he thought was hilarious, whatever he says] - and Paru, who is organizing a play. This is unacceptable! This level of boringness is unacceptable!

[...Well that and there's school. He goes to school but he doesn't mention that. Oh and villains, he guesses. But villains are more scary and stupid than interesting most of the time here, honestly. He grunts and-] To that end the glorious SOS-Brigade has decided to humor any possible requests that you might have! All this week a suggestion-box will be posted outside of the Brigade HQ. There, you can put in any praise, love letters, or what not you have for the sake of this SOS-Brigade. I demand that you give us further ideas! [This is mostly because he's bored and he saw that Albert of all people did it, so he figured it might be fun to try at least once]

Also! The SOS-Brigade is recruiting new members! Please step forward to submit your application to the greatest organization in all of Luceti! For those who have lived under a rock for your time here, the SOS-Brigade is as follows- Read on-!

[Written]

Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade


Or SOS-Brigade for short. We are the greatest club in existence dedicated to ensuring that all of our members and by extension everyone leads an interesting life. Uncovering the mysteries of this world and working to make things less boring by combating the forces of apathy with any weapons at our disposal. We are looking for those unique, excellent, and worthwhile to join our illustrious ranks.

Also, to join our ranks you must accept that C'Thun is the true mascot character of Luceti. [That's only lightly crossed out, like he wants people to read it but doesn't want it official]

Currently, our roster is as follows:

Haruki - Divinely Inspired Infallible Ultra-Brigade Chief
Rena - Vice-Chief
Usagi - Deputy Vice-Chief*
Leon - Ultra-Scientist/Senior Member
Al - Male-moe/Senior Member
Uriko - Martial Arts Master/Senior Member
Taichi - Dedicated Member
Hanyuu - Dedicated Member
Rika - Dedicated Member
Miu - Idol/Member
Yuzuriha - Member
Yoohoo - Member
Atsuro - Member
Shinpachi - Senior Citizen Member
Kyon-- [This is crossed out quite clearly]

*Currently the stand-in Vice-Chief by proxy

[Edit:] NO RAINBOW WINGS

[...Oh right. As he finishes that last part, he flips on the voice more again for an after-thought:]

[Voice]

Oh right, and as of right now, SOS-Brigade, as you might have noticed Rena hasn't been at meetings for a while. As such, Usagi is your new stand-in vice-chief. Obey her orders like you would my own unless they contradict mine.

...Oh and Neku. We need to talk.

[Naturally, the Suggestion Box works the same as the one in Albert's post. The difference is that - unknown to anyone who submits anything, of course - Haruki is going to end up reading choice ones out loud to the Brigade at the end of the week. Please feel free to get lulzy or even rude with them.

Also I'm assuming they are submitted anonymously unless you tell me the character signed their name]