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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-11-15 10:58 pm

Seventy-Second Explosion

[Action/Voice]

[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
Interesting is interesting! There's no bad interesting!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:44 am (UTC)(link)
Precisely! Interest is just that; interest. In and onto itself, there's no such thing as a negative form of interest. The things you have interest in can't be all bad either. It's merely a matter of who is taking the interest.

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
I-I never thought of it that way.

[YOU'RE MAKING HER THINK.]

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Wh-what?!

I-I'm not stupid!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
You never thought of interest like that?! How else can you think of it?

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I just never heard someone talk about it like that before! Th-that's all!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
...Jeez. Then listen up good and take it to heart!

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I will. [so don't call me stupid]

... Wh-who are you, anyway?

[Finally realizing that you mentioned Chikane, but... she won't ask. D:]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Haruki, chief of the SOS-Brigade.

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I-I know.

... It's... nice to meet you?
Edited 2009-11-16 21:01 (UTC)

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It would be if you said your name. What kinda rude woman asks for a guy's name without giving their own?

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[OOPS. --kfjdkfjk]

I-I'm sorry! It's Noel Vermillion!

lolwhat no problem

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 01:26 am (UTC)(link)
Well you seem like the kinda character who has a hard time doing basic stuff like say walking out the door or cooking, let alone talking with people.

3/4

[identity profile] bullet-dance.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's not...