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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-11-15 10:58 pm

Seventy-Second Explosion

[Action/Voice]

[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Bet... bet... not ringing any bells. What kind of bet would involve a carpet, anyw-

[She stops, thinking for a moment, then facepalms.] You're kidding, right?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
Why would I be kidding?

[/ALWAYS SERIOUS]

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Well that's just such a silly thing to jump to mind first.

But hey, if you really want to know... [She smirks, knowing darn well that he's just going to freak out again.]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
[...STAAAAAARE because he's too focused to be flustered right now. Expectant, almost. This dare has nothing to do with sex or sexualness]

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:20 am (UTC)(link)
[A hand moves to the front of her skirt.] I don't suppose you'd believe me if I just told you, would you?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
'Course not. There's no proof then.

[...Pause-]

Angle the book better.

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Pervert. You can see just fine as it is.

[She pulls it down... just enough to see a few strands of pink hair, and nothing else.] Satisfied?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
[When he's called a pervert he shrugs it off. But as he looks at that, he appraises it... appraise...]

A witch could have faked that much.

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
You already know I don't have spells to affect colors.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:33 am (UTC)(link)
You could have been withholding them from me for the sake of a bet. Plus this is in public here on this entry. Even you not that low morally to do a peep show.

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
Hmmph. You're no fun to tease when you get like this.

[The skirt goes back up again.] But for the record, we never bet anything anyway. And why would I make a bet when I already know the outcome?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
You're betting on my ability to find out, obviously!

[Here, have the cute confident smile that has made many a heart melt]

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
If you need an experiment to find out, there's no way it counts.

Why are you so interested, anyway? It's just hair. [It's blatantly obvious it's not out of sexual attraction, after all.]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
Because all these people have impossible hair colors; I need to be sure they're dyed or not.

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
The heck do you mean "impossible"? What kind of hair colors do people have in your world anyway?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Shades of brown, blonde, darker colors ranging from gray-ish to black, and a minor of red-heads.

As such I obviously mean things like blue, pink, green, and that even ignoring the naturally blonde Japanese here.

[identity profile] skyborne-mage.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
... Well that's boring.

I mean don't get me wrong, blonde, brown, black, gray, and red are all fine hair colors, but c'mon, that's only five choices!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Tell me about it! I mean people dye their hair pink or blue or things like that, but still.