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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-11-15 10:58 pm

Seventy-Second Explosion

[Action/Voice]

[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
Just because I don't openly challenge them? Sometimes it's smarter to try to find a way to get the upper hand instead of just insulting them.

...

Of course, insults can be useful, too...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's plenty useful! The angry man will show their hand.

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you know Insult Swordfighting.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
What's a sword got to do with it? Women can do it too.

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
It's a style of sword fighting. Clever insults to throw your opponent off balance. And of course women can do it. Carla, the Swordmaster of Melee Island is a woman.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:27 am (UTC)(link)
[...What the hell-]

How is that a style of sword--fighting?

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
[A sigh]

Two pirates. Armed with swords. Start fighting. One throws an insult at the other, and the other retorts, each trying to throw the other off balance with his words.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:34 am (UTC)(link)
But that's just basic strategy.

What, you're a pirate now, Joe?

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Basic strategy? It's a refined form of combat!

And yeah, I'm a pirate. What are you, an interrogator?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm the chief of the SOS-Brigade! So yeah, I am!

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
SOS-Brigade? So what, you rescue castaways or something?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
No, the Spreading Excitement all Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade.

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
So you made a group with your friends to have fun?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:10 am (UTC)(link)
Friends nothing! This is a serious organization!

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Dripping with sarcasm] Oh, I'm sure it is. I imagine the fate of the world relies on your group.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
An organization can-
[...Wait]

Like you have any leg room, Joe!

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
Are you kidding? I saved the entire Caribbean from being taken over and turned into a bunch of tourist spots!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:28 am (UTC)(link)
Pssh-sah, that's irrelevant!

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? What's your group done?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:31 am (UTC)(link)
Inspired all of Luceti to have a worthwhile life.

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
[More sarcasm] Ah, of course! I can see how vital that is to the people of this town.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
[...Okay now he's getting pissed-]

Damn straight we are! Without us you losers would drown in a sea of being paranoid scared bums!

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Is that what the adults tell you? Well, keep up the good work.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Bluntly:]

Hey dumbass, why don't you tell me how long you're been here?

[identity profile] fightlikeacow.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Only about a week. I'll admit this place is pretty creepy...