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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-11-15 10:58 pm

Seventy-Second Explosion

[Action/Voice]

[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
[She heard those ideas. B|]

Haruki-kun, do you really want those sorts of things to happen, do you?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:58 am (UTC)(link)
They'd be interesting, like a penalty game!

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Haruki]

I don't know...Rena wouldn't really like to wake up without any clothes...I kind of like the nicer experiments. The one where you had to do whatever you were told wasn't very fun though...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be like Survivor or something. Come on, that's interesting! Besides, people could get closer through skinship.

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
[SHE'S FROM THE 80s, HARUKI. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SURVIVOR IS.]

I guess...but wouldn't it feel really weird after it was over?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Not if people were closer. I mean, unless they wanted to remain nudists or something.

[/MISSING THE POINT]

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[Why does she even try.]

I guess...but I still don't really want it to come to that. Rena would rather have more amusement parks!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
But doing that all over again would suck; let's got for a water-park next time.

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 10:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Haaau? In the middle of winter?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not? It was randomly warmer for LucetiLand.

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That's true...it would be kind of fun to go swimming in winter anyway!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn straight! Imagine it! Bikinis in the winter! It would be like a Snowball fight in June!

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Rena just giggles]

That does sound fun! Too bad it probably won't happen...

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah well, we keep asking and it might.

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe! Rena definitely thinks it would be lots of fun!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah.

[...CHIRP from Sekai in the background]

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[AW BABY CHICK THING. Haruki suddenly gets IGNORED.]

Hello, Sekai-chan! How are you doing?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[It can't talk yet, but it does chirp!]

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
[And she just giggles. Baby chicks are fun to have around]

You sound good!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Shall I be assuming this is action or voice. As what happens now depends. I've been assuming voice]

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[Voice is fine. I've been trying to figure out which one is more likely for the entire thread. BUT I LIKE VOICE.]

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL GIVEN THAT IT'S VOICE-]

Doubt she can hear you too well.

[identity profile] flower-of-hell.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:17 am (UTC)(link)
Probably not...

Are you in the dining room? Rena will come see you then!

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-17 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, by that little pen thing we set up.