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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-11-15 10:58 pm

Seventy-Second Explosion

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[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
[GRUNT. Sigh. Shrug-]

Whatever.

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Yes. Just name it.

[Naturally, she's expecting food...]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Well then... as a proper punishment for this sort of sexual harassment there needs to be a two-fold penalty! the first is a minor one, of course, because it applies mostly to the location in which the crime was committed. The more important one is to you because it was a serious offense...

[SAGE NOD there before he pauses and then, without missing a beat-]

Are you prepared to hear this conditions?!

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[serious offens--... it was the equivalent of nearly jerking him off, in public nonetheless. She nods.]

Continue.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Firstly! You will accept my design for the waitress uniforms for Seventh Heaven!

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's fine, but depending on how revealing it is, I'd like to ask my staff if they're fine with wearing it. Punish only the guilty, Haruki.

[snrk]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hah. I will offer you two waitresses as sacrifice for that then.

[And with that out of the way-]

And one day this next week you will run the store wearing a naked apron! In the interest of it being a valid gentleman's agreement you will be allowed panties under it, but nothing more!

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[.......this face]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
You will be sure to inform me what day you do this! And you will serve with a smile as normal anyone who comes in! Even if others insist, you will not change out of that outfit!

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
[...jeez.]

You seem fairly intent on having someone walking around nearly naked.

Are shoes fine?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
'Course they are. [...Wait a tick-] Actually, just wear socks. Better than shoes, it shoes off your toes.

[...And then he grunts before-] If you need firewood to keep the fire in order I can delegate some labor to get you more for a fire during that time. S'snowing, after all.

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[...Dumbfounded. That's... That's--]

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
That's really nice of you to offer, Haruki.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
A worthy sacrifice for a suitable penalty.

[/speaking in quasi-Biblical terms because it's more dramatic]

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Considering your obsession with nudity, one might wonder if you're just interested in seeing me nearly nude, though.

[SMILE]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
That's completely unrelated! It's merely a fitting penalty game!

[/TOO INTO THIS TO BE TROLLED]

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Not incredibly so--

[...pause. DON'T DIG A DEEPER HOLE, CHIKANE, DON'T]

In any case, I don't have socks. Is hoisery okay instead?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
[...Considering. On one hand, it's sexy. On the other hand, it doesn't match the outfit. It could be adapted, but...]

Well this outfit demands you to go braless, and without that to match, that sorta thing doesn't match, so I'm going to have to call a no on that one. It wouldn't befit it at all unless you're a hooker or something.

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
[...exhale.]

What about open-toe sandles instead?

[she doesn't want to risk slipping on the floor. :|]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
...That works. It'd suit you better anyway.

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[identity profile] lunarepriestess.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you. [...was that even a compliment?

I'm sorry again.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[...What the hell-]

You don't apologize! You're going though with a penalty instead!

[B-blush!]

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