deusexhormones: (Say what say what?)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2009-11-15 10:58 pm

Seventy-Second Explosion

[Action/Voice]

[Haruki is currently walking around the dining room of House #10. Weird stuff has happened lately, so he's going back to basics. Thing is, he meant to make a voice entry, but stopped before he ever started. As such, the journal records this. He's currently at the make-shift pen thing they have set up for Sekai - his chick - here in the kitchen. He's making sure she's getting fed, so you might hear some chirps here before-]

...This sucks, doesn't it?

[There's a chirp there before he sighs and shrugs This next part is said to the chick and therefore not at the journal, so he might not be that easy to make out everything perfectly] I mean, Tear's up and gotten kidnapped, Shion's MIA, Miu's MIA, Yuzu's... [... He pauses there, and groans] Whatever. That snowboarding thing was pretty fun.... [Well that reminds him-] At least Chikane's taken over the Seventh Heaven. She can cook even if she's a weirdo. I mean who molests someone's win- [...Wait] Dammit. [There's a chirp there! It seems confused, as far as chirps go]

[...Wait. Wait. That just. No. He grunts before looking back at the book and blushing. Hr forgot it was there, briefly, He scrambles get up to the table there and looks at the journal with a taken aback face - his first photo in this entry]

Disregard that! Jeez! [...!! New topic! He brainstorms and!]

So who thinks the Malnosso/Organization have been getting stupidly uninspired lately?! I mean, really, a lot of the more recent experiments have been John's doing or that invasion or other stuff like that. I mean the last experiments where that suggestion thing in later July, that body swap in later September, and the last one before that was all the way back in June, which... [...Which he has a horrible memory during, so he falls silent before sighing. He regains his mojo quickly though]

But still! Hypnosis? Body swap?! What is this, a children's show?! I mean those are so generic and cliche! In the past we got stuff like say people going crazy or... well the point is the Organization are a bunch of ignorant rat-bastards! I mean come on, I could be a better evil overlord than that. I could think of better experiments. Bet all of you could too. [...Actually-]

Like say... like say an experiment where the village disappears! Everyone wakes up naked in a large plot of land and we need to fend for ourselves for a week! It'd be like a survival reality show except not fake! Or maybe an experiment in which half the town becomes telepathic and the other half becomes like [...] Oh, I got! Half the town becomes a telepath so strongly for one other individual they feel everything they do. But they can't eat, so they need to rely on the other person to keep them alive!

Oh like! And experiment in which people's right hand gets replaced with someone else's right hand, and then when you find and get back your own right hand, if you put it back in place you turn into a kappa! Come on, something cool like that!c

And what's more, start talking to us again! I mean you guys just called us rats and I only saw it once, but I know you used to!

C'mon, Organization, throw me a bone here!
neverplaysfair: (That was a nice distraction.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose we have different definitions of fun, then.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Only a psychopath finds rampant violence fun.
neverplaysfair: (Your timer must be nearly ticked out.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
But paranoia doesn't necessarily incite rampant violence. I'd find the psychological tradeoff quite worth whatever injury might result.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[This is his "What are you, an idiot" voice] In a population of three hundred people that includes that math-happy bastard and a guy who can life up trees after uprooting them?
neverplaysfair: (Why don't we play one last Game?)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
If Sho is someone you're worried about, then yes, I'm rather fine with that tradeoff.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
[WAIT-]

You know that freak?
neverplaysfair: (That was a nice distraction.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm? He's from my world.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
...So you know Neku and Shiki too.
neverplaysfair: (Your timer must be nearly ticked out.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I do. I suppose if you're asking about them, you're already acquainted with them.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
They live in the same house as me! What more is there to tell?
neverplaysfair: (Your timer must be nearly ticked out.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
How did you meet? What do you think of them? There's lots to tell, really.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
And what kinda freak asks for that without introducing themselves?

[...Unless they met before and I'm blanking on it THEY DID]

Particularly when you chastise someone's karaoke before.
Edited 2009-11-16 06:02 (UTC)
neverplaysfair: (Why don't we play one last Game?)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[ They met at the karaoke but they didn't introduce themselves then SO ] I'm Joshua, if you insist. While we're on the subject, I don't know your name.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:11 am (UTC)(link)
Haruki, chief of the SOS-Brigade.

[SAGE NOD]
neverplaysfair: (That was a nice distraction.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ I AM AMUSED THAT MY REPLY WAS STILL RELEVANT. ] SOS-Brigade? So you're the one who's shouted over the journal a few times about that?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
Only a lizard who has been living in a cave could fail to know of the SOS-Brigade in Luceti.
neverplaysfair: (Why don't we play one last Game?)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
If you say so.

But what do you think of those two?

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
Neku's a porcupine and Shiki's a loudmouth.
neverplaysfair: (Your timer must be nearly ticked out.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
And yet you live with them.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Well yeah, it's not like they're that bad. They need to learn to cook, but still.
neverplaysfair: (That was a nice distraction.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
... I see. Hee hee.

[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2009-11-16 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
[...WHAT THE HELL YOU CREEP]
neverplaysfair: (Your timer must be nearly ticked out.)

[personal profile] neverplaysfair 2009-11-16 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Don't try to understand the Joshua, you'll probably get your morals heavily damaged in the process. ]

Do you do all the cooking for now, then?

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