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Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2010-07-01 10:05 pm

Ninety-Eighth Explosion

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Attention! To those it may concern, you should know that Tanabata is rapidly approaching us! [...The summer really came on him quick. His birthday is too, though only a handful of people will know that his 18th birthday will be on July 31st. He grunts and decides not to dwell on that subject too much.] Brigade, for those of you who aren't senior members, you will be receiving instructions on the proper way to submit your wishes within the next few days, and as such, failure to attend meetings will result in a harsh penalty!

[...And then a sigh before he runs a hand though his hair. He ought to say more, right? But in the light of the current climate which seems to be going on... Well, whatever. Might as well take up another track-]

Oiii! Did anyone plan to take up the mantle of the Seventh Heaven? It's just wrong for a population this big to not have a diner! [...Ignoring the existence of Azzip, that is.]

Also, Leon, status report! I expect you to have made some serious progress by now! And whoever that was who wanted to turn the springs into a bath house, I wanna hear from you too!

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-04 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course not! You would do well not to underestimate the resolve and influence held by the chief of the SOS-Brigade! There will be merely be two representatives from Earth, as is fitting with the inflated population from it. One or more of them might not even be human!

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
... Influence? [What influence]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Influence. [DO YOU DOUBT ME MAN?]

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[YES I DO; PLZ EXPLAIN]

And what's this SOS Brigade? [All Sanji knows is Naoki and Vash are in it... that's it]

Some sort of club?

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
Jeez, what is it with people and living under rocks these days? that's perfectly acceptable for certain cryptids, but it's naturally unbecoming for any human or human-like being.

[And then a dramatic snort before, in a well-practiced bit of energy-] The Spreading Excitement All Over the World with Haruki Suzumiya Brigade - SOS-Brigade for short - is the greatest society ever created, meant to discover the mysteries of this and any world as well as give people a fun and worthwhile existence.

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-05 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
...

So it's a club for kids with a lot of shitty time on their hands.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
What are you, an idiot? What sort of thing would you be spending time on aside from that?

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You want a list?

Tch, whatever. It's not like I'm joining it. [completely handwaves the Brigade; sorry, Haruki]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Who the hell invited you anyway? We only want the best and the brightest!

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-07 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
With a shitty attitude like that, you'll get half-best on a good day.

[points at the journal] Enough of this shit. At least give me an estimate on when you want this variety cook-off to happen.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
Hah! Shows what you know! The Brigade already had fifteen exceptional members, none of which can be considered a weak link!

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[But with bombast out of the way he pauses fore a moment as he considers something-]

Oi, what's you name anyway?

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Haruki's unshakable pride in his Brigade reminds him of his captain: both a plus and a minus in the guy's favor.

Maybe that's why he can't muster the effort to get really annoyed. It's like arguing with a kid who's convinced his sandbox is the coolest thing ever.]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Sanji, huh... [...He's heard then name. He's definitely heard it but uh, give a moment and-] So you're one of those pirates, right?

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
Chef for the Straw Hat pirates, yeah.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh. [He'd never thought about it, but a pirate would need a chef, wouldn't they? Oh well, he snorts before-]

Well, Tanabata's coming up, so after that... aim for week after next. I'll give you another heads-up.

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[identity profile] oda-hates-me.livejournal.com 2010-07-08 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright.

I'm sure you won't mind me familiarizing myself around the kitchen until then.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-10 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
'Course not. That level of anticipation if to be expected of a pro!