deusexhormones: (Thou Shalt Not)
Haruki Suzumiya ([personal profile] deusexhormones) wrote2010-07-01 10:05 pm

Ninety-Eighth Explosion

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Attention! To those it may concern, you should know that Tanabata is rapidly approaching us! [...The summer really came on him quick. His birthday is too, though only a handful of people will know that his 18th birthday will be on July 31st. He grunts and decides not to dwell on that subject too much.] Brigade, for those of you who aren't senior members, you will be receiving instructions on the proper way to submit your wishes within the next few days, and as such, failure to attend meetings will result in a harsh penalty!

[...And then a sigh before he runs a hand though his hair. He ought to say more, right? But in the light of the current climate which seems to be going on... Well, whatever. Might as well take up another track-]

Oiii! Did anyone plan to take up the mantle of the Seventh Heaven? It's just wrong for a population this big to not have a diner! [...Ignoring the existence of Azzip, that is.]

Also, Leon, status report! I expect you to have made some serious progress by now! And whoever that was who wanted to turn the springs into a bath house, I wanna hear from you too!

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[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Stupid disease? Do you mean love?

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[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
[Don't worry Haruki, Bern doesn't favor love either.]

I wouldn't call it a disease as much as it is an unnecessary feeling, with no value whatsoever, but others would disagree. [without love blah blah blah blah.]

Still, 'Orihime' and 'Hikoboshi' are just stars in the sky. Stars don't grant wishes.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Vega and Altair are just physical representations of a concept. Gods obviously would exist on a different plane; if Amaterasu can be a wolf then those two and be stars.

[But that's ignoring her whole love comment. He isn't sure he totally agrees with that, but... whatever]

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[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Amaterasu is a- okay whatever.]

You would be surprised. Gods are always visiting and peering into the world, looking for something amusing to them. They are not so different from witches, other than higher abilities such as creation.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[...Witches- Again with the-]

So you grant wishes, is that right?

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[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
I can grant wishes, using the power of miracles. I do not waste my time on silly wishes however.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? That'd either put you in big business or no business here depending on how you look at it.

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[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Business is of no concern to me. I use my power as I wish and when I wish. Miracles are only such when they do not occur.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-02 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Miracles are only such- Hm. Somehow, that sentiment makes sense to him. It isn't one that he likes, but at the least it's understandable]

Fair enough.

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[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you enjoy your evening of pointless wishing. Tanabata Day is such a joke.

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[....BITCH]

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[identity profile] god-is-a-dude.livejournal.com 2010-07-03 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[But he's got other matters to think about, so he snorts and lets that one lie. ...For now]